Boy in Church : I have sinned. Father : What’s it my son?
Warning: read it only at your own risk, as his status contains a important Message. Once upon a time in a village, a man announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for Rs 10.
Aamir Khan– Sitting in class and *Smiling* -. Teacher– Aap Muskura kyu rhe hai?
Dad: “Result kya aaya.. ?? Boy:”Aai chya gavat, fail ho gaya..
7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall: 1. Write 2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears
One day, in a school in London, a teacher said, to a class of 5 year olds. “I’ll give 10 pounds to the child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived.”
MBA to engg Student:”Can u kiss that pretty Girl.. . Engg Student: “Yes Of Course!!
My name is bond, Covalent Bond. Rishtey me hum tumhare allotrope lagte hain, naam hai Diamond.
Dialogue Directory of Bollywood 1. nahi tum jhoot bol rahey ho aisa nahi ho saaktaa keh do ki yeh jhoot hai 2. Tum paison se sabkuchh khareed saktay ho ….lakin mera pyar nahin 3. Kuttey kameenay main tera khoon peejaoonga 4. Main tumharey bachhay ki maan bananey waali hoon 5. Hum eenth ka jawab paththar [...]
A step by step guide on how to become a famous offence taker: 1. Watch out for release of a new movie/book/painting.